var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-34383828-1’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); I dump things here.Tumblr (3.0; @burket)http://burket.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/16eb2e552c2d76e0a289bb0da321d9ea/tumblr_mn323aNck01qks4c7o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50973499997http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50973499997Tue, 21 May 2013 02:21:21 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mclfa8Fw4D1qb5gkjo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mclfa8Fw4D1qb5gkjo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mclfa8Fw4D1qb5gkjo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mclfa8Fw4D1qb5gkjo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mclfa8Fw4D1qb5gkjo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mclfa8Fw4D1qb5gkjo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://101st-analborne.tumblr.com/post/50961558910/lovewashername-titsandsass-iraffiruse">101st-analborne</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lovewashername.tumblr.com/post/34610503184/titsandsass-iraffiruse-frozach-submitted">lovewashername</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://titsandsass.tumblr.com/post/34603164402/iraffiruse-frozach-submitted-the-toothpaste">titsandsass</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iraffiruse.net/post/34580870103">iraffiruse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://frozach.tumblr.com/">Frozach Submitted</a></p> </blockquote> <p>the toothpaste and toothbrush one</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>This is splendidly fucked up.</p> </blockquote>http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50973498389http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50973498389Tue, 21 May 2013 02:21:19 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4539110a11443e48d766dd2420eb40de/tumblr_mn24zsAx4Y1rlf25jo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/200823d9696d364dda01a6c0fe4e5702/tumblr_mn24zsAx4Y1rlf25jo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50925003704http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50925003704Mon, 20 May 2013 15:19:35 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/98ea04be59b65fa6cd27c6cbf43b88dc/tumblr_mmuylwS4zU1qboc52o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://katisque.tumblr.com/post/50520908885/barbara-i-gongini">katisque</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Barbara Í Gongini</span></p> </blockquote>http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50924896016http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50924896016Mon, 20 May 2013 15:18:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9f7e13bc27369eaedfe34d6d3ba24afd/tumblr_mn416sSh8H1qzuy2no1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Houston, we are go for bad puns</p> <p></p> <p>from: <a href="http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-big-rig-crash-20130520,0,2642136.story" target="_blank"><a href="http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-big-rig-crash-20130520,0,2642136.story">http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-big-rig-crash-20130520,0,2642136.story</a></a></p>http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50922336649http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50922336649Mon, 20 May 2013 14:40:04 -0400the 210bad punsnow i kinda want marmalade on toastbut i'm out of bread...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ac4329507d7b3a18e3004975c60877bd/tumblr_mn3sseckjS1qz8guyo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://claytoncubitt.tumblr.com/post/50911657664">claytoncubitt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h1 class="entry-title"><span class="Apple-style-span">Click image for my new Music Video: Nicky Da B “Go Loko” (NSFW, Seizure Warning)<br/></span></h1> <p>It’s with great pride that I debut <a href="http://claytoncubitt.com/microblog/go-loko">“Go Loko,”</a> the insanely fun new music video I directed for <a href="http://www.nickydab.com/">Nicky Da B</a>. Prepare yourself for machine-gun New Orleans Bounce, twerking latex-clad bunnies, intergalactic booty constellations that would make Carl Sagan cry tears of joy, an <em>ass</em>tronaut, <span>a </span>possibly<span> demonic hairless cat, and perhaps my greatest invention yet: The Asscam™. </span></p> <p><span>Turn your volume up and get down! If you love it, click over to the Vimeo page and drop something in the <a href="https://vimeo.com/66514256">tip jar!</a></span></p> <p>(Directed by: <a href="http://claytoncubitt.com/">Clayton Cubitt</a> / Edited by: <a href="http://heywhatsupitsbob.com/">Bob Weisz</a> / Makeup and hair: <a href="http://www.ktwedlund.com/">Katie Wedlund</a> / Wardrobe styling: <a href="http://jamesmr.net/">James Rosenthal</a> / Dancers: Ro and Quack / Contortionist: Amanda Whip / Metallic mesh masks and jewelry: <a href="http://www.arielledepinto.com/">Arielle de Pinto</a> / Leg jewelry on contortionist: <a href="http://jardimdesign.com/">Lizz Jardim</a> / Production assistance: <a href="http://www.rustylazer.com/">Rusty Lazer</a>, <a href="http://yumnaaa.com/">Yumna Al-Arashi</a>, <a href="http://www.juliapogodina.com/">Julia Pogodina</a>.</p> </blockquote> <p>Oh Tentacled Lord, that was awesome. </p>http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50920790205http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50920790205Mon, 20 May 2013 14:15:12 -0400Clayton CubittNicky Da B.Go Lokoawesomesauce<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0268b414e71245d10cb15d4794296f38/tumblr_mn3th34P6S1qz6f9yo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b3d8b99581b631584f8bcb9733ed6a95/tumblr_mn3th34P6S1qz6f9yo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c9eef6d3c8fe6357e531f6e20fd96c88/tumblr_mn3th34P6S1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/159edfbd9723d977f94f3890b8e27232/tumblr_mn3th34P6S1qz6f9yo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/50912461195/tape-cutter">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.dezeen.com/2013/05/20/liquid-tape-cutter-by-kouichi-okamoto-for-kyouei-design/">Tape cutter</a></p> </blockquote> <p>WANT</p>http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50920408018http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50920408018Mon, 20 May 2013 14:08:50 -0400wantthis is why i'm broke<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9704beed03184dd90a98759001b744d8/tumblr_mn3zgnRTSn1qzuy2no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fuck summer. </p> <p><span id=".reactRoot[1].[1][4][1]{comment10200184802042654_2848181}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][1]"></span><span id=".reactRoot[1].[1][4][1]{comment10200184802042654_2848181}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]" data-ft='{"tn":"K"}'>This mornings allergy attack let up just in time for it’s creepy fuck buddy,  the sinus headache, to kick in. today’s plans are cancelled, I’m now going to lay on the couch watch Magnum PI, and drill A pressure regulator into my frontal sinus cavity…. Ta-ta..</span></p>http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50920047385http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50920047385Mon, 20 May 2013 14:02:00 -0400fuck summerfucking pollenfucking zytecfucking fuckhome surgery<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/22f863cc32bfccc5b05138ab876273d8/tumblr_mit532E0l11qco7plo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gallium-knight.tumblr.com/post/50894482647/prepofkingstreet-always-needs-to-be-reblogged">gallium-knight</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://prepofkingstreet.tumblr.com/post/50871575376/always-needs-to-be-reblogged">prepofkingstreet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Always needs to be reblogged</p> </blockquote> <p>Fuck you, #3 of the “what not to do” list</p> <p>Some of us have weird kneecaps & need to hide them</p> </blockquote> <p></p> <p>1) I need the cargo pockets to hold stuff. ever ask someone else for a lighter/directions/hemostat or advice on how not to be a little bitch?  Yeah, CARGO POCKETS!</p> <p>2) No one, ever has gotten willingly laid because of their pastel colored pants/shorts.  If they have it’s probably due to some terrible combination of a sketchy uncle, Chloroform, and direct proximity to a secluded wood shed. </p> <p></p>http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50909099176http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50909099176Mon, 20 May 2013 10:49:00 -0400only Tom selleck is allowed to rock the short shorts<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/144f043f317a17dbcda5c0a64ca8921d/tumblr_ml82hyMqGh1ra6bo2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear.tumblr.com/post/50864311753/doublemooncrab-undergrounduno">nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doublemooncrab.tumblr.com/post/48059240358/undergrounduno-catboatventure-asgardreid">doublemooncrab</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://undergrounduno.tumblr.com/post/48049681277/catboatventure-asgardreid">undergrounduno</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://catboatventure.tumblr.com/post/48046547075/asgardreid-wadesdeadpoolparty-syngeist">catboatventure</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://asgardreid.tumblr.com/post/48045366565/wadesdeadpoolparty-syngeist-ironpool-oh-my">asgardreid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wadesdeadpoolparty.tumblr.com/post/47931957474">wadesdeadpoolparty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://syngeist.tumblr.com/post/47914676023/ironpool">syngeist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Ironpool</p> </blockquote> <p>OH my sweet jesus</p> </blockquote> <p>This is simultaneously the worst and best idea ever.</p> </blockquote> <p>YES let’s give the guy with voices more power.  This would be<em> awesome</em>.</p> </blockquote> <p>To deny Wade this armor would be like denying him a chimichanga. </p> <p>Don’t be the guy who denied Wade the chimichanga.</p> </blockquote> <p>This reminds me of the time DP was contracted to turn Iron Man back into an alcoholic but couldn’t do it (because he felt bad) so instead he knocked out Stark, put on his armor, and flew around drinking booze so he’d get paid. Bless you Deadpool. Bless.</p> </blockquote> <p>Clearly, this is perfection.</p> </blockquote>http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50893034308http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50893034308Mon, 20 May 2013 03:28:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7911f745099da63bd50761c90ee8b84f/tumblr_mmqe6qI2cS1rsd50to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://max-von-sirbaf.tumblr.com/post/50336945627/gentleman-crow-by-cmoskowitz">max-von-sirbaf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h4>Gentleman Crow by <a href="http://cmoskowitz.cghub.com/" title="View this member's profile">cmoskowitz</a></h4> </blockquote> <p></p>http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50892801756http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50892801756Mon, 20 May 2013 03:22:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3acd943a135a0e63bf7da8b84e406d96/tumblr_mkkjfl7rmB1r5fyrto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50892799931http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50892799931Mon, 20 May 2013 03:21:58 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4515e22e2209c83ccb229f2b9ed0ad50/tumblr_mlgje88K1J1r1zpk0o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ghostkittens.tumblr.com/post/48656693275/pussy-game-too-bomb">ghostkittens</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>pussy game too bomb</p> </blockquote>http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50858793860http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50858793860Sun, 19 May 2013 18:47:02 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ppE4XzWbIg8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>A grey Sunday, low light and i left a window open last night so it’s just fantastically chilly in here. </p> <p>I might get out of bed, eventually. </p> <p>Until then, i’m hiding in this blanket tent with my phone.  </p> <p>Internetz GO!!!</p>http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50828182247http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50828182247Sun, 19 May 2013 12:18:43 -0400hidingslow sundayi should go get beer though<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b32cffe5d86c0fd61406dd0b0f065709/tumblr_mmuf4vWbQ41r29478o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9369dfd28646f3e1719abb5167a385e9/tumblr_mmuf4vWbQ41r29478o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bc5e756515757ba41002ed555efe337e/tumblr_mmuf4vWbQ41r29478o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/823ad3f71af77b9aa5ecdac0d2c88e27/tumblr_mmuf4vWbQ41r29478o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/003bd2450ead098c5c4ec26b04393b0c/tumblr_mmuf4vWbQ41r29478o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d445dd7c4409aefc1f22cb1ff3073910/tumblr_mmuf4vWbQ41r29478o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c5c8050fd43fa9c0f8eabaccbb91dc0c/tumblr_mmuf4vWbQ41r29478o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9c0029b78a7bed709bf8696b1b06d8b4/tumblr_mmuf4vWbQ41r29478o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9946e4303fbe24827144f2e1d9eb241e/tumblr_mmuf4vWbQ41r29478o9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6d2e29fb3ac2bc783aa97a90a017c768/tumblr_mmuf4vWbQ41r29478o10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bettyfelon.com/post/50823809016">bettyfelon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.dancewithzombies.com/post/50496582001/butcherbilly-the-post-punk-new-wave-super">mechamelissa</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://butcherbilly.tumblr.com/post/50496098152/the-post-punk-new-wave-super-friends-by-butcher">butcherbilly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.behance.net/gallery/The-Post-Punk-New-Wave-Super-Friends-by-Butcher-Billy/8688795">The Post-Punk / New Wave Super Friends by Butcher Billy</a></p> <p><a href="http://www.behance.net/gallery/The-Post-Punk-New-Wave-Super-Friends-by-Butcher-Billy/8688795">Who are your heroes?</a></p> </blockquote> <p>RELEVANT TO ALL OF MY INTERESTS</p> </blockquote> <p>fucking YES</p> </blockquote>http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50826421381http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50826421381Sun, 19 May 2013 11:53:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5eed8d2db82ed97b5cb863e1832df2fc/tumblr_mm29nv32WX1qir88ko2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e4035a2304164beeec66073e9cbea894/tumblr_mm29nv32WX1qir88ko1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p>[<a href="http://youtu.be/OPme7R6C8aY">x</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50798398084http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50798398084Sun, 19 May 2013 04:08:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0fkwbLGrr1qkpirfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://peira.tumblr.com/post/18839611475/edward-atkinson-hornel-autumn-1888-via-the">peira</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Edward Atkinson Hornel</strong>:  <a href="http://www.the-athenaeum.org/art/detail.php?ID=50416">Autumn</a> (1888) via <a href="http://www.the-athenaeum.org/">The Athenaeum</a></p> </blockquote>http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50798392285http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50798392285Sun, 19 May 2013 04:07:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4b0a49e0914d92c7251eefea03b9c79f/tumblr_mn0vpiQARu1qzuy2no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Surprisingly limber…</p>http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50776465793http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50776465793Sat, 18 May 2013 21:48:54 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8817f81f61ca1dc054f0acf19830da9c/tumblr_mn0eq93eMJ1qzuy2no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The mail guy just wandered by as I was bellowing “Dick Move” at one of the cats. I felt no need to explain myself. #themonarch. #DCFSwillprobablybestoppingby (at Kitty Mountain)</p>http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50751182617http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50751182617Sat, 18 May 2013 15:42:10 -0400dcfswillprobablybestoppingbythemonarch<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/oiXaT_1I-vw?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I find myself humming this a lot when i’m in the bathroom. </p>http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50749225802http://burket.tumblr.com/post/50749225802Sat, 18 May 2013 15:14:40 -0400