Always needs to be reblogged
Fuck you, #3 of the “what not to do” list
Some of us have weird kneecaps & need to hide them
1) I need the cargo pockets to hold stuff. ever ask someone else for a lighter/directions/hemostat or advice on how not to be a little bitch? Yeah, CARGO POCKETS!
2) No one, ever has gotten willingly laid because of their pastel colored pants/shorts. If they have it’s probably due to some terrible combination of a sketchy uncle, Chloroform, and direct proximity to a secluded wood shed.