Dead Stick

Fuck summer. 

This mornings allergy attack let up just in time for it’s creepy fuck buddy,  the sinus headache, to kick in. today’s plans are cancelled, I’m now going to lay on the couch watch Magnum PI, and drill A pressure regulator into my frontal sinus cavity…. Ta-ta..

gallium-knight:

prepofkingstreet:

Always needs to be reblogged

Fuck you, #3 of the “what not to do” list

Some of us have weird kneecaps & need to hide them

1) I need the cargo pockets to hold stuff. ever ask someone else for a lighter/directions/hemostat or advice on how not to be a little bitch?  Yeah, CARGO POCKETS!

2) No one, ever has gotten willingly laid because of their pastel colored pants/shorts.  If they have it’s probably due to some terrible combination of a sketchy uncle, Chloroform, and direct proximity to a secluded wood shed. 

(Source: singlemaltscotch)

nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

doublemooncrab:

undergrounduno:

catboatventure:

asgardreid:

wadesdeadpoolparty:

syngeist:

Ironpool

OH my sweet jesus

This is simultaneously the worst and best idea ever.

YES let’s give the guy with voices more power.  This would be awesome.

To deny Wade this armor would be like denying him a chimichanga. 

Don’t be the guy who denied Wade the chimichanga.

This reminds me of the time DP was contracted to turn Iron Man back into an alcoholic but couldn’t do it (because he felt bad) so instead he knocked out Stark, put on his armor, and flew around drinking booze so he’d get paid. Bless you Deadpool. Bless.

Clearly, this is perfection.

(via jediwolf)

max-von-sirbaf:

Gentleman Crow by cmoskowitz

(via jackscoresby)

(Source: mynakedlunch, via jediwolf)

ghostkittens:

pussy game too bomb

(via bauerpower)